Moobloom Cowspiracy Sweatshirt

$34.00

They never added the Moobloom. Or so they want you to believe.

A peaceful, flower-covered bovine, rumored to bring harmony to the Minecraft world—yet it mysteriously disappeared after the mob vote. They claim it “lost,” but ask yourself: have you ever seen the official vote count? Exactly.

Some say it was never meant to exist. Others whisper that it still roams a secret, undiscovered biome, hidden away by those who fear its power. The bees knew. The Mooshrooms stayed quiet. And Mojang? Not a word since.

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a statement. A demand for the truth. A tribute to the mob they never let us have.

Stay vigilant. Stay suspicious. The Moobloom is out there

Select Color: White

Please select Color

Select Size

Please select Size

More details

  • 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
  • Regular fit

Size & Fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.